This is the face of pure evil.

Gay Men are Dangerous

“Watch your drinks. Don’t let anyone make you anything.” “Get ready to have orgies everyday.” “You’re going to come back covered in STDs.” This is what they told me before I left for my trip to the BVI, which I’m sure you’re tired of hearing about. My friends and family were worried that someone as…

Goose.

The Lost Chapter

I wish he didn’t live in DC. If he lived in LA this would be absolutely perfect. I think back to the first time I met him. We hadn’t even kissed before I asked him to room with me. He was it. I knew it. I wish I could meet him over and over again.…

"Poor Jen" is a common theme amongst the gossip mags.

The Jennifer Aniston Complex

They want to know. How are you still single??? You look so normal, likeable, and trustworthy. There must be something you’re not telling them. You must have abnormally high standards or uncontrollable meltdowns. Or there must be someone that you’re hooking up with who you’re just not telling them about and they’re offended. Why don’t…